No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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