No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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