Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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