i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This is my gift to your gina
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Holy shit dude........stairs
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