I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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