I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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