And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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