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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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