After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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