i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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