That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
