O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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