i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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