he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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