With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
God, I missed his penis.
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