Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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