no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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