ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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