i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
