One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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