guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you inspire me to be a worse person
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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