Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
