Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
whose parrot is this?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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