that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
sex in a hospital.. check
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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