nut hugger
We're facebook friends in real life
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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