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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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