their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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