I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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