cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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