are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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