Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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