I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We just shotgunned beers for America
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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