shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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