I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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