I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I want her autograph on my taint
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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