meet me or not, i'm out of control
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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