She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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