It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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