is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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