I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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