why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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