What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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