I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just pee around me
I just want nice things and good sex
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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