So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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