I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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