If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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