youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The air taste purple.
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