Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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