That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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