If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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