quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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