yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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