I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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