But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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